A Pastor goes to the dentist for a new set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets the new teeth he talks for only 8 minutes. The second Sunday he talks for only 10 minutes. The following Sunday he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened?

The Pastor explained the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes and the second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up!

Stolen from trapperman.com