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[arlow]

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
N grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

[gregwaa]

"Here We Are In The Years"

Now that the holidays have come
They can relax and watch the sun
Rise above all
of the beautiful things
They've done.

Go to the country take the dog
Look at the sky without the smog
See the world laugh
at the farmers feeding hogs
Eat hot dogs.

What a pity
That the people from the city
Can't relate to the slower things
That the country brings.

Time itself is bought and sold.
The spreading fear of growing old
Contains a thousand foolish games
That we play.

While people
planning trips to stars
Allow another boulevard to claim
A quiet country lane
It's insane.

So the subtle face is a loser
This time around.
Here we are in the years
Where the showman
shifts the gears
Lives become careers
Children cry in fear
Let us out of here!

[arlow]

TOP 10 COUNTRY WESTERN SONGS



10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.


9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.



8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.



7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.



6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.



5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.



4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.



3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.



2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.




And the Number One Country & Western song is...




1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Da

[gregwaa]

Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child
Holy Infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace

Silent night, holy night!
Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from heaven afar
Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia!
Christ, the Saviour is born
Christ, the Saviour is born

Silent night, holy night
Son of God, love's pure light
Radiant beams from Thy holy face
With the dawn of redeeming grace
Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth
Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth "

MERRY CHRISTMAS FOLKS